Tony Alamo
Nutty evangelist/cult leader Tony Alamo, arrested in Arizona last month after a raid on his southwest Arkansas compound, will be arraigned today in Texarkana for Mann Act violations (that’s “transporting minors across state lines for sexual purposes,” for you clean living types out there who didn’t know such practices existed). Alamo’s lawyer tells the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette’s Noel E. Oman that his man will plead innocent.
If you’re looking for some kind of punchline to this, I’m sorry, I’m coming up dry. Alamo is such a parody already it’s hard to know where to start.
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